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Doberman Puppies for sale Click Here!! Doberman Forum to discuss all things Doberman related We have moved! Thanks to Jim and Mary Piccolo we have relocated our kennel to Scottsdale AZ! Thank you Jim and Mary!
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Doberman property laws: If I like it it's mine If it's in my mouth it's mine If I can take it from you, it's mine If I saw it first it's mine If it looks like mine, it's mine If it was yours and you put it down, it's now mine If I chew something up, all the pieces are mine If it's edible it's always mine If it used to be yours, get over it! If it's broken or ruined, now it's yours :)
Doberman House Rules: I will allow the mail carrier to bring the mail we do need I will shake the water off before going indoors I will swallow the water before I walk away from the bowl I will believe the Garbage truck is not really stealing our stuff I will not destroy the newspaper before you read it I will not eat the cats food I will not eat the cats I will not insist on rolling in filth after a bath I will not insist you keep the car windows down while it is raining or snowing I will not go crazy when the TV makes sounds such as knocking, doorbells, or other Dogs barking I will not poke my head into the fridge every time it is opened. I will not poke my head into every crotch I find I will not harass and bite officers that are helping my family I will not be overly affectionate to visitors I will not assume we are going out to play every time someone heads for the door I will not try to bite the wheels of passing vehicles I will not play dead when told to get off the furniture
My Doberman's Attitude is your problem! A House is not a home without a Doberman My Doberman is smarter than your honor student! Yes I really do love my Doberman as much as you love your kids Dobermans are like Potato chips, nobody can have just one! Warning my Doberman is not a vegetarian Warning This house owned by Dobermans and they allow us to live here! We are owned by Doberman Pinschers Dobermans leave paw prints on the heart Get a Real dog, get a Doberman If it isn't a Doberman it's just now a dog My Doberman can make it to the gate in 2.7 seconds how about you? |
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